immigration..

Today I just got my new passport… it was a very strenuous day…

The process was pretty troublesome..

More problems occurred when I said I am a student and I should be charged only rm150..

I have to Photostat my IC, offer letter and my student card.

The biggest problem is, my student card is azhar mansourah..

Hahaha.. the Lady at the counter asked, “are you an azhar student??

I opened my mouth to pronounce NO!! but I stopped… sealed my lips back…

Long pause… I thought I say no then she’ll ask other questions.. more or my precious time time will be wasted.. the offer letter is in Arabic….

Could she read Arabic??? I doubt that… hehe..

Hence, confidently I said “of course la, azhar cawangan mansourah.. PELAJAR azhar.. ”
(I emphasize the word PELAJAR so that she would not misunderstanding me saying.. “nama saya azhar, mansourah Manchester program…” like Danial long time ago)

Who is Azhar??? I don’t think that is significant enough to be written in this blog today.. maybe some other time, or maybe never.. hehehe… (come on, you really want to know about him??? I’ll make a new post just about him if you want to.. hehe…)

Back to the story, suddenly a guy who sits beside the lady (the lady’s workmate/lover) said “ustaz bile flight??” “wtf??” I was shocked.. is there any of my alim ulama friends around… by reflex I looked down… like an emu, putting its head in the hole when it is in danger… I just looked down, not making any noise, trying not to breath (so they cant detect my Qi..)… “USTAZ?? Bile flight?? Cam sedey je nak fly..” then I realized the ustaz is referring to me.. hik2…I was relieved.. I smiled and answered “da fly da..nak renew passport je..” hehe.. making an angelic face… “ susah x study??” he asked.

“susah tu susah jugak… tapi Alhamdulillah saya dapat pikap...” I replied.. saying the words one by one with extreme politeness. I tried to make it look as tawadaq as I can… (tawadaq is an alim word… don’t think I don’t know any!! Hehe..) the lady still not buying it.. “the kernih just look too stupid..” she said.. yeah right…even if I make a copy, my copy would be more convincing than the original! But the guy said”da ada kad tu, lulus kan je laa…”
the lady look straight at me… I gave her a very innocent look, like the pussy in the boots in Shrek…

She said” bayar kat kaunter ya”… huahuahua I laughed in my heart… “terima kasih byk2ye kak.. kalau x de kakak abisla saya kna bayar rm300…” I replied…

Khikhikhi… this remind me of the story about two horny couples..

al kisah tersebutlah kisah,
arakian berjalanlah kedua-dua pasangan yang telah lanjut usia, menuju ke kaunter imigresen, niat di hati nak pegi umrah…
tiba di sana dimintaklah borang untuk diisi,
Isteri: abang faham ker borang tu mcm maner nak isi
Suami: ala abang ni kalau setakat form orang putih ni kacang jer
Name: Ali Bin Deraman
Age: 63
***: _______________
bila dah masuk bab *** ni yang payah
si suami pon bertanya isteri
suami: *** tu aper yer Yang…?
isteri: ish tanya kiter lak…. tadi kata kacang
suami: setahu abang *** ni yang itu-itu tuuuuu… (sambil mencocok telapak tangan isterinya)
isteri: iyer ker bang……… benda macam ni pon depa nak tau gak ker
suami: agak-agak abang itulah kot
isteri: abis dia nak kita tulis apa kalau pasal benda tu bang..
suami: dia nak confirm kita sihat ker tak kot……
isteri: a’ah!!! abis tu abang nak tulis apelah
suami: kita tulis ajelah apa2 yg boleh yakinkan depa yg kita ni masih sihat dan kuat
isteri: dia nak tahu berapa kerap kot………(tersenyum tersipu-sipu)
suami: a’ah! bijak juga isteri abang ni…
isteri: abang nak tulis camner bang
suami: everyday kot…
isteri: everyday tu apa bang
suami: tiap-tiap hari ler
isteri: mak aiiii!!!……… dah buang tebiat ker org tua ni, masa mula2 kahwin dulu boleh ler… abang tak malu ker tulis macam tu dah tua-tua begini
suami: iyer tak iyer jugak kan, abis tu nak tulis ape
isteri: abang tulis jer lah jarang-jarang, kan dia nak tahu kita sihat ker tak jer…. jarang-jarang tu dah kira ok aper kalau banding ngan umur kita yg dah tua ni…
suami: baiklah………abang isi jarang-jarang ajelah
Name: Ali Bin Deraman
Age: 63
***: Seldom
bla…bla…bla…
Di kaunter
Peg.Imigresen: Semua dah lengkap pakcik cuma satu jer yg tak jelas sangat
Ali: Apa dia nak
Peg. imigresen: pasal *** ni kenapa pakcik tulis SELDOM
Ali: syyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (pelan-pelan nak…)
Peg.Imigresen: (kenapa pakcik?)
Ali: malu nak…..
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Passport pon siap selepas seminggu
Suami: oh! lain kali kalau ada form tanya pasal *** kena bubuh M rupanya, macam dia tahu jer aku ni saiz M jer…….
Isteri: yang saya ni lak apsal dia bubuh F
suami: eh!eh! tengok Yang… iye tak iye gak, agaknya sebab awak selalu fail kot
Isteri: fail apernya bang?
Suami: awak kan mandul…………..