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snacks or sex???
Posted by loner
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10:49 AM

Sex or snacks??
Once my friend ask me this question…
I have to admit. It is a very hard question…
Sex and snacks both are the greatest sensual pleasures...
Okay let us evaluate snacks and sex… i think food is better than sex...
Why is food better than sex???
- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some.
- If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure.
- You can do the whole neighborhood.
- Buying food isn't against the law.
- Having lunch with a co-worker won't cause a scandal.
- If the food was lousy you don't have to lie to the chef.
- The food won't complain if you're not hungry.
- You can eat every day of the month.
- Eating alone is just as fulfilling as eating with a friend.
- Normal folks can live without sex for long periods.
- The only protection you need is a napkin.
- You don't get blisters from cooking your own food too often.
So.. what do you think ??? do you still think sex is better than snacks??
Anyway.. writing about this topic just gave me and idea…
Instead of choosing one. Why don’t we choose both??
But if you watch this video… both are not as great as you imagine…
Hurm… how about mixing something you don’t like with sex.?? 
Like this picture…

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